At a recent CPAC event, Madison Cawthorn said that Biden's health care workers coming to homes to vaccinate people could also be out to grab Americans’ guns and Bibles.
Not sure whether he meant the workers would threaten to take the guns and Bibles unless the dude opening the door got vaccinated, or whether the vaccinations were a ruse to get in and take the guns and Bibles, or whether they had decided that since they were in the neighborhood they might as well take the guns and Bibles - pinch three birds with one syringe.
Whatever. Who the heck would want a Bible with all references to mercy, love, peace, healing, service, and truth redacted? Much more likely they would want to seize the dude's copy of Mein Kampf, the updated version that broadens the goals of the Final Solution and includes a very short list of useful nicknames for smearing an opponent (little, crooked, lyin') along with a recently discovered letter from Josef Mengele to colleagues detailing the efficacy of bleach as a cure for verboten memory issues.
Not that they're into book burning. They would just want to install a chump-proof latch, lest a poisonous substance find its way into the body politic.
And what would health care workers want with guns? The dude may think that his guns protect him from the virus but health care workers know that of the few things the guns will protect him from, Chronic Old Age Syndrome is the most likely.
Questions to ask yourself when vetting strangers at the door:
Are they wearing jackets with FBI on the back?
Are they proffering a huge bouquet that hides their face?
Does the bouquet have a wire sticking out of it?
Do I hear a ticking sound?
Are they selling signed-by-the-author copies of the updated Mein Kampf?
Can they accurately answer the questions:
What was the name of your first pet?
What was your grandfather's maiden name?
In what model car did you first have sex?
TODAY'S QUIZ
Which of the pictures below depicts an approved method of administering a vaccination?
