Since The Former Guy has asserted that the Jan 6 rioters were a "loving crowd" "hugging and kissing" the police and the guards, one may be forgiven for thinking he's been spending too much time with the S&M contingent of his entourage.
Leave it to trumpers not to know it's bad etiquette to hug and kiss our tour guides during a pandemic. Just because they were head over heels (down the Capitol steps) doesn't mean they're into you.
Okay, so those flagpoles were just dildos? And that guy we thought was getting crushed against the wall? That was their idea of spooning?
I guess we have to add stomping, crushing, and head bashing to the Kama Sutra 21st Century update, along with tasering and bear spraying.
Today's Quiz
Which of the pairs below is fighting and which is hugging and kissing?
